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The Volturi, from left to right: Alec, Marcus,...

The Volturi, from left to right: Alec, Marcus, Aro, Caius, and Jane, from The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Just after they got humiliated by Voldemort and they had to fight with that stupid wizard…

Aro: Can you believe that jerk? He makes fun of us! We don’t like that at all!

Caius: You said it!

Marcus: Well, at least he won’t be saying much for a good long while.

Aro: I know! Now, let’s go do something humiliating to him!

Caius: Like what?

The Volturi got together and raided Voldemort’s house and spray-painted the words VOLDEMORT SUCKS, VOLTURI RULES!!! WE’RE THE GREATEST!!! on his house. They went back to Italy and gathered all the guards together.

Caius: Guess what, everyone?

All: What?

Marcus: We’re going to cause nothing but trouble for everyone!

Aro: Like that Voldemort guy.

Jane: You mean the guy who said mean things about you?

Caius: You know it!

Felix: Yeah, I’m up for some mischief!

Aro: What do we do now?