Claire Violet Thorpe: Let’s go to Fandom Park and have ourselves a good time…
Kids: Friendly people everywhere, comedy is to share…
Claire Violet Thorpe: Head on down to Fandom Park and plan to stay for a while…
Jacquel Rassenworth: you better be nice to me or I screw up your stories…
Claire Violet Thorpe: Take it to Fandom Park, the place where the magic happens…
Random fan: fan fiction is dumb and people who like it are crazy…(Claire zaps him)
Claire Violet Thorpe: Come on down to Fandom Park and meet some friends of mine!
(The following story deals with Valentine Morgenstern kidnapping several teenagers and forcing them to do a play…)
Jace: This is so unfair! I did NOT ask to be a part of this play!
Valentine: Shut up, Jonathan! You’re doing this play whether you like it or not! Now, the play we are going to do takes place during the last years of Czarist Russia…
Valentine: But this version is better! Much better!
Percy: Really? And how much better is it going to be?
Valentine: It’s going to be a tale of love and passion, a story of duty and pride, a story so powerful, it’ll move you to tears! I call this story…ah, who cares about what I’m calling it, you’re all doing the play! Now suit up, as I have roles for you! Jonathan, you will play the part of the Czar…
Valentine: Clarissa, you are the Empress…
Clary: Uh, no I’m not. Can’t Isabelle be the Empress?
Isabelle: Yeah. Let Clary be Anastasia.
Valentine: Whatever. Alec, you’re the Czarevitch. The other girls will play the sisters, that red haired boy will be Leo Trichenberg, those other guys can be the sorcerers…
Jacquelyn: And what about me?
Valentine: Oh, you have the biggest part to play.
Annabeth: And what is that?
Ron: A servant?
Valentine: Neither. She shall play the part of the doomed princess Hadassah Trichenberg.
Jacquelyn: You have got to be kidding me! I’m going to play HER??? Not gonna happen, bub!
Valentine: I say it’s going to happen! Now, get into your costumes and put on your masks, for you will be doing this play!
~I will be turning this one into a fanfiction soon…watch for it!
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